How to Size a Cock Ring

So you want to buy a Cock Ring but have never tried one and you are trying to figure out your size, well you are in the right place buddy!  First things first though, what is the most basic function of a cock ring, you ask?  Broken down to the basics, it is a physical restraint that slows down blood flow OUT of the penis , thus keeping you harder for longer. Therefore, it is important to get your sizing right, too loose and you won’t get the desired effect, too tight and you can cause some serious discomfort and in extreme cases damage your member!

So now we know why size matters in this respect, let’s get down to it and size you up stud!

You will need:

1. A tailors measuring tape , or some string or ribbon
2. A marker pen or normal pen (to mark string)
3. A ruler or measuring tape
4. A place free from interruptions
5. And last but not least a prize winning Boner!

Step 1:

Once you have your soldier standing to attention, measure the circumference of the base of the shaft of the penis, (or if you are going for a ring that fits behind the testicles then measure the base of the penis behind the testicles) .

Your string or measuring tape should fit snugly around but not be so tight that it digs into the skin, this could lead to an uncomfortable fit, accuracy is key gents.

Step 2 :

Mark the area where the string or measuring tape overlaps using the pen or marker pen and remove the string or measuring tape once you’ve done this.

Step 3:

Using the ruler to measure the distance between the marks where the string overlapped or check measurement on measuring tape. Note this down somewhere, it can be in CM or MM or INCHES

Step 4:

Time for MATHS. You have just measured the circumference of your penis, now we need to work out the diameter and to achieve this we have a little equation for you  :  C= π x D

So take your measurement and divide this by 3.14159 (or Pi for all you clever Trevors). This measurement will give you the perfect sizing for your new ring.

Handy hint : If you want to get a ring that isn’t stretchy make sure the diameter of said ring isn’t smaller than your actual measurement, as this may cause difficulty in putting on your new ring and can also be very uncomfortable or hurt you!